Caroling

This afternoon, my dad gave me a most important mission: bring home extra straws from the restaurant. It’s not as random as it sounds. Trust me.

So as I’m sitting in the restaurant, sipping my own carbonated beverage and stuffing extra straws into my purse, my friends and I got a tad carried away in our conversation. One thing led to another, and, well, here is my own spin on a classic Christmas tune…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve bendy straws

Eleven cheese nips

Ten curly fries

Nine toothpicks

Eight milkshakes

Seven buttons

Six bundt cakes

Five onion rings

Four spotted cows

Three sofas

Two purple umbrellas

And an owl in an apple tree!

Fits right in there with "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The bat-mobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away. Hey!"